I used to go watch Woody Allen movies with people my age (whereby I mean “young”) and laugh my heart out. Now I go watch Woody Allen movies with old people my age and am bored to death. There’s nothing charitable one could say about “To Rome With Love.” There’s zero plot to speak of, the acting is deplorable, the gags cringe-worthy, and there is not much of Rome either except for a few glossy brochure shots of the usual aspects and a gratuitous 360° pan of the Piazza del Popolo. Fahgettable.